Wednesday, June 21, 2006


The ratings are down. Way down. The readership has gone to other places. The powers that be have decided that the time is up for D.V.D. The Lawnwhisperer has a strange following. The people in charge of the demographics can’t put their finger on exactly where The Lawnwhisperer fits. It appears that the show will be cancelled. They are comparing him with the one season stint that Dennis Miller did on Monday Night Football. He is a funny guy, but wasn’t right for football. LW is not right for blogging. He is a funny guy, and has a fucking tremendous lawn, but he does not fit with the Blogosphere. So, to his 5 readers, thank you and good night. It was a bit of fun while it lasted. Dad vs. Dad is over. Maybe we’ll catch you in re-runs. Maybe it will be picked up in syndication.


Anonymous teri said...

No LawnWhisperer, don't go. It was fun hearing all of your relatives commenting to your posts and your bantering back and forth.

Unless of course you would rather spend more time with the lawn than the internet. *sigh* Well, I guess the pressure is on for William to post more to make up for his brother leaving us by ourselves........Have a fun summer at least.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Odd Mix said...

Well, I for one will miss reading here. I was wondering why you hadn't posted in so long. My son enjoys your blog as well.

Best of luck to you. Have fun with the Skywalkers and *whispers* I hope you get the bunny.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous OddMix said...

and you had such a cool template, too.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Sharkey said...

Your ratings may appear to be down, but some of us (who shall remain nameless) view your posts through a feed reader. So we're reading, but may not show up on your stats.

Also? I clicked your site meter link at the bottom of the page. I wish my hits would "fall" that far! :)

I've enjoyed your posts. Hopefully William will allow you some guest appearances over at P&B. You know, like the old stars who would show up on the Love Boat.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Ray said...

Sad to see you Go! Been reading through a rss reader and never posted a comment.

1:24 PM  
Blogger ThePapaDog said...

don't do it man... you are far to entertaining

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Sandy said...

whoa! what? WHAT?!? Dude, I've been checking everyday since last Monday for a new post...I hate the thought that there won't be anything new to read from you.

Hope that it's just a hiatus and you'll come back to writing and keeping us entertained. Hope all's well with the Lawnwhisperer.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Gwen said...

Delurking to pout a little - I really enjoyed reading you. Please convince William to let you guest post. Or? You could always reconsider . . .

1:32 PM  
Anonymous - l - said...

Please don't go...don't goooooo...don't go away. I'm beggin you to stay.

I read often; just not a post-er. This is a sad day in the history of blog world.

Best of luck to you.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too have enjoyed reading your posts. I never comment but have been here everyday looking for a new post. Hope you change your mind but if not, you will be missed!

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT??? You can't do that...come back...who do we write to?

Come back lawn whisper...come back...don't leave us like this!



1:53 PM  
Blogger WILLIAM said...

You do realize that if you stop blogging that means you willhave more time to spend with your kids.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you leave, i will send someone to come poop on your lawn.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous the dogwalker said...

Say it aint so LW?!?! What will we do? You have no idea how much I looked forward to your bi-monthly posts. If you stop blogging, that will be a total waste of your hard earned journalism degree, 7 years and 3 colleges down the drain. I'm begging you to reconsider.

2:29 PM  
Blogger jd said...

NOOOOOOO Lawn Whisperer! Don't leave!!!!!!!!

2:35 PM  
Blogger wixlet said...

Hey, if you've got 5 readers that's easily 3 or 4 more than I have, and I'm still shouting, unheard, into the void. No reason to give up!

3:08 PM  
Anonymous joanne said...

i read your blog every day... just never posted a comment. please don't cancel!! i've been checking for a new post since "wicker". please reconsider! you are hilarious!

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Nicole said...

I, too, am a daily reader and rare commenter. Say it ain't so.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hey, I had like 3 people read my blog what I am doing this for me not them but it does make one feel good when you get comments.
Although I have never least not that I can remember..I do love your blog and the things that you say. It was like my daily chuckle. I hope you change your mind but if not thanks for all the laughs.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, I beg you, don't leave us! You're part of my daily routine! Your writing was so funny and could brighten any sh$tty day! How are we going to know what happens to the lawn now!

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and also, you have not finished the saga of the rabbit in your yard nor the moles with their mole holes, as well as the owl. keep writing, or else i'll get them to poop on your lawn too.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Punk Rock Mom said...


5:04 PM  
Anonymous momo9 said...

WHAT? I don't believe it! What happened? You do have a following! See! Keep writing, Whisperer! It's great therapy, and also therapy for the readers. Don't deny us a laugh or two! We do look forward to your posts!

8:00 PM  
Anonymous No Dramas said...

I may not comment so that you feel appreciate dand for that Im sorry.
I will miss your writings, when over a bowl of cereal I read your latest post to my hubby and we both start the day with a laugh.
I thank you for that, and should you continue I promise to comment.
Honest I will.
If you dont, good luck :)

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO PlEASE!!!!! I am a whisperer addict I can not just stop cold turkey! What will I do? I to share your funny stories to my husband. Good luck and best wishes!

9:26 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

NOOO!! Don't go!! I don't comment normally, but I promise to in the future! I *LOVE* your posts! They cheer me up after a trying day (or week, month, etc) of kids. You're one of the highlights of my day!!! PLEASE STAY!

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAve you lost your mind???? You can't leave me now, I just found you!

12:57 AM  
Blogger Mary said...

Please don't go just because some of us don't comment. I have you blog rolled on my site and read everytime you update, i'm just a slacker when it comes to commenting. I need a dose of funny in my daily routine! Please reconsider!

9:24 AM  
Blogger Meegs said...

Aww, boo...

You're a funny guy. I'll miss reading ya.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous deneen said...

well hell......I come here everyday......where will I go now?

10:48 AM  
Blogger FutureFoodTVStar said...

It looks as though 13 people have subscribed to your blog on Bloglines. We read you every time you update... you just don't know we are there unless we actually drop by to comment.

Looks like we need to start commenting more.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cry Baby! Pull a Dennis and take your ball and go home? Weak!

9:42 AM  
Blogger sari said...

I have you on my page as a link but I've never commented before (until yesterday, when I commented on your God's Creatures post).

You know how it goes, you stumble across a blog you like a lot but you don't want to just jump in and say "Hi, I'm some random person reading your blog, don't mind me".

But - Hi, I'm some random person reading your blog, don't mind me but I'm glad you're not quitting, you're very funny and I love reading your blog.

12:11 PM  

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